The Hollywood Bowles

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Arf: Dogs poop in alignment with Earth’s magnetic field. The world’s oldest lived to 29.  Humans and dogs first became best friends 30,000 years ago. Every dog’s mitochondrial DNA is 99.9% the same as a gray wolf. In English-speaking countries, the most popular names for dogs are Max and Molly. Dogs and cats only sweat from their foot pads and nose. Dogs have 13 blood types, horses have 8, cows have 9 while humans only have 4. Paul McCartney recorded an ultrasonic whistle audible only to dogs at …

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  On all grounds, legal and ethical, I should have been murdered for the Rubber Baby Joke. The Rubber Baby Joke was borne of a documentary I saw as a kid on sharks. The show said that shark skeletons are made of cartilage, the sinewy gristle that comprises our noses and ears. Human baby bones, …

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