The Contrarian
Stop the presses, hold the phone, and crank up the AC. Hell hath frozen over: Donald Trump was correct about something. Not the broken-clock kind of correct. God knows Donnie Dimwit couldn’t keep up the blistering pace of being right twice a day. He’s lucky if he’s right twice a month. But last week, in …
The media outlet Buzzfeed had to down a plateful of crow today, served up by none other than Robert Mueller. The meal was unexpected for a couple of reasons. One, Buzzfeed is as much of a news outlet as Scientology is a religion. In fact, they share a similar modus operandi: Both try to …
Imagine you’re a parent of two toddlers and have foolishly bought a toy from the devil (Who knows? Maybe the kids were your first sucker’s bet with Beelzebub). After the transaction, you learn the details of the Faustian bargain: The toy will forever please them, but it cannot be withheld from them. They must …
Ask any parent of a newborn: There’s no reasoning with a fussy infant. You can either feed him, change him, or swaddle him in his comforting blanket. What you can’t do is cry louder than him to shut him up (though that would make for a great YouTube video). Perhaps that’s the approach the …
From the reaction he solicited, you’d think He Jiankui had genetically modified that giant steer Knickers — then stepped in its 40-pound droppings. Instead, he “genetically edited” the embryonic genes of twins born to Chinese parents, one stricken with the HIV virus. The outrage was swift and gasoline soaked. Jiankui faced a scientific backlash that …
Well, that’s one way to sell a home. By all accounts, the Texas house for sale looked like a slam dunk: It came with a fenced yard, gleaming hardwood floors and an open-concept kitchen. Starter house, perfect for a starter couple. But real estate isn’t exactly booming in Conroe, Texas, perhaps because the city, …
Of my earthly possessions, one of my favorites is a USA Today newspaper box where I keep my old clips stored. In the window of the box is a copy of the paper’s first edition, printed on Sept. 15, 1982. It wasn’t a great day for news. Princess Grace died in a car crash …
There are two types of presidents: those who lead by inspiring, and those who lead by inciting. Try telling the guy below this was the byproduct of political bureaucracy. Don’t worry, Donnie: A remedy is on the way.
