Imagine you’re a parent of two toddlers and have foolishly bought a toy from the devil (Who knows? Maybe the kids were your first sucker’s bet with Beelzebub). After the transaction, you learn the details of the Faustian bargain: The toy will forever please them, but it cannot be withheld from them. They must …
Happy Birthday Samuel! Can you believe we met 19 years ago? That’s 6,935 days we’ve known each other. Or 166,440 hours. Or 9,986,400 seconds. But who’s counting? Well, to be honest, I am. Every one of them. I never told you what the doctors told me before they introduced us. They said that most …
Ask any parent of a newborn: There’s no reasoning with a fussy infant. You can either feed him, change him, or swaddle him in his comforting blanket. What you can’t do is cry louder than him to shut him up (though that would make for a great YouTube video). Perhaps that’s the approach the …
From the reaction he solicited, you’d think He Jiankui had genetically modified that giant steer Knickers — then stepped in its 40-pound droppings. Instead, he “genetically edited” the embryonic genes of twins born to Chinese parents, one stricken with the HIV virus. The outrage was swift and gasoline soaked. Jiankui faced a scientific backlash that …
Well, that’s one way to sell a home. By all accounts, the Texas house for sale looked like a slam dunk: It came with a fenced yard, gleaming hardwood floors and an open-concept kitchen. Starter house, perfect for a starter couple. But real estate isn’t exactly booming in Conroe, Texas, perhaps because the city, …
Of my earthly possessions, one of my favorites is a USA Today newspaper box where I keep my old clips stored. In the window of the box is a copy of the paper’s first edition, printed on Sept. 15, 1982. It wasn’t a great day for news. Princess Grace died in a car crash …
There are two types of presidents: those who lead by inspiring, and those who lead by inciting. Try telling the guy below this was the byproduct of political bureaucracy. Don’t worry, Donnie: A remedy is on the way.
I’m loathe the criticize my brethren in the legit .media, given the weeks of late we’ve had: Jamal Khashoggi’s assassination, the CNN mail bomb attempt, Trump’s revocation of press credentials of any reporter who is multi-syllabic. But I gotta say, press guys, come on. Don’t give into the retardation. Namely: please give us respite …
Well, that round of radiation therapy went pretty well. Turns out that not only is the body an amazing self-righting mechanism, but the body politic is an efficient self-lefting one. Sure, the GOP picked up seats in the Senate, but that was inevitable. We have gerrymandered ourselves into participation trophies in the most antiquated …
“We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate.” — Thomas Jefferson Always be heard.
